Wednesday, January 17, 2007

The Point.

No, it's not about guns and bows and Bowie knives.

Mankind's beastly instinct to hunt for survival is left to languish in the modern world. No longer is it necessary to risk peril to overpower the deadly Bos taurus so that your family can survive the winter. Modern processors can reduce the beast to a pile of frozen 4 oz. coasters in a matter of seconds without a fight. No longer is the tribe satisfied if you drag home a bloody buffalo carcass (unless it is smoked and slathered in BBQ sauce). We are forced to refine those primal compulsions to assist us in seeking out cullinary delights that will satisfy the advanced tastes of our modern tribe. In contribution to that end, I post my exploits here.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Well said.